Krusty: And remember, kids, TV violence is fine as long as you don’t show a nipple.
Quagmire: You like sex?
Quagmire: I don’t think we’re very similar.
Cleveland: You know why they got us sitting next to each other.
Carl: Uh, ‘cause we’re the two funniest guys in our towns?
Cleveland: Damn right.
Krusty: I’m a Jewish clown.
Mort: Me, too.
West: Are you a mayor?
Quimby: Yes, I am.
West: Are you a “cool” mayor?
Quimby: I, uh…I like to think so.
Family Guy’s James Woods: You lived in Springfield?
The Simpsons’ James Woods: Yeah, I worked at the Kwik-E-Mart, researching a role.
Family Guy’s James Woods: These guys are gonna lose.
Homer: Aha! Intellectual theft! What do you have to say about that, Griffin?
Pindar: Promise to be the best men at my wedding?
Peter: Only if you’ll be ours.
Pindar: If the NFL is ready, then so am I.