Lanie: I’d rather be dead than end up in your bed, jive turkey.
Clark: You mean she started killing at 15?
Cam: I guess she was a prodigy.
Caroline: As a prosecutor, that makes me want to slap someone silly.
Max: Look, I have had a lot of crazy sex. I once did it with a clown at a funeral.
Max: Hey, Sophie, you’ll get with that old guy, right?
Sophie: Are you fricking kidding me?
Lester: She puts the “ass” in “bass.”
Oleg: I can put some ground glass in his salisbury steak. It’s called a Ukrainian divorce.