Jared: Search under hashtag “we don’t give a rat’s ass.”

Jared: Search under hashtag “we don’t give a rat’s ass.”

Stanton: Why do you think, then, you’re gonna be confirmed as a judge?
Damien: I don’t. No, I said, if you were listening closely, I said that you were looking at the next Superior Court judge for L.A. county, and that would be the honorable Rachel Rose King. ‘Cause I’m not getting this job because she screwed me…quite literally, on a table exactly like this. She cracked me open like a king crab, ‘cause that’s where the sweet meat is.

Damien: Okay, is this a test? Because the last time that I tried to kiss you, it didn’t go so…The walls are made of glass.
Rachel: I know. Hot, huh?

Karp: Hey, guys. Wow, you look stressed.
Franklin: You don’t. What’s going on?
Karp: Not much. You know, it’s a beautiful day. Gonna stretch my legs, maybe try one of those hot dogs with the bacon on them.
Bash: So…you’ve lost your mind?
Karp: Mnh-mnh. I found it…my friend.

Carmen: Okay, he’s hot.
                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Carmen: Okay, he’s hot.

                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Jared: Hey, you asked, dude.
                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Jared: Hey, you asked, dude.

                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Peter: [chuckles] This guy.
                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Peter: [chuckles] This guy.

                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?Peter: Is it true that your mom’s on my speed dial?
                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom’s on my speed dial?

                             - Franklin and Bash S02E10

Peter: I said I have this.Jared: Just helping.
                             - Franklin and Bash S02E09

Peter: I said I have this.
Jared: Just helping.

                             - Franklin and Bash S02E09