Tony: That’s your story and you’re sticking to it. Got it.
Tony: I’m complimenting you. Pay attention. It doesn’t happen too often.
Tony: They disturb me. What can I tell you? I am a continent. I contain multitudes.
Abby: And brains, I-I like brains.
Isabel: Usually computer experts are not so, uh…so.
Tony: Are you flirting with me at a crime scene, Inspector?
Isabel: No. Maybe. I don’t know. Does it matter?
Tony: Your timing could be better.
Tony: Dear God, give me strength.
McGee: You’re going to pay for this, Tony.
Bishop: I think beards are sexy. Can an NCIS agent grow one?
Tony: Not you.