Bishop: Wait. So, why bother fighting with her?
DiNozzo: She fights back. I have a type.

Abby: You.

Abby: You.

DiNozzo: Excuse me?

DiNozzo: Excuse me?

Abby: Who are you, what are you doing here, and who was the 27th president of the United States?

Abby: Who are you, what are you doing here, and who was the 27th president of the United States?

DiNozzo: That’s putting it nicely.

DiNozzo: That’s putting it nicely.

Ducky: You’re welcome to be my guest.

Ducky: You’re welcome to be my guest.

Abby: Supposedly.

Abby: Supposedly.

DiNozzo: We know what that means.

DiNozzo: We know what that means.

DiNozzo: Delilah, on the video chat. Oh, my God! You’re very naked! Uh…Sorry!
Gibbs: Teach you not to answer other people’s phones, DiNozzo.

Abby: Is there something wrong?
Moore: No, just admiring your, uh, tattoo.
Abby: Oh. Yeah. Wow. Nice ink. Is that a Dutch Shore?
Moore: Yep. Did this, too.
Abby: It’s beautiful. He’s the best— his design…and his detail. Sorry, Bishop. I’m sure this doesn’t interest you at all.
Bishop: Why would you say that? How do you know I don’t have a tat?
Abby: Okay. Show us.
Bishop: Oh, uh, show Abby the photograph.