Gibbs: Damn right I do.

Gibbs: Damn right I do.

Tony: That’s your story and you’re sticking to it. Got it.

Tony: Am I crazy?

Tony: Am I crazy?

Tony: I’m complimenting you. Pay attention. It doesn’t happen too often.

Tony: I’m complimenting you. Pay attention. It doesn’t happen too often.

Tony: They disturb me. What can I tell you? I am a continent. I contain multitudes.

Tony: They disturb me. What can I tell you? I am a continent. I contain multitudes.

Abby: And brains, I-I like brains.

Abby: And brains, I-I like brains.

Isabel: Usually computer experts are not so, uh…so.
Tony: Are you flirting with me at a crime scene, Inspector?
Isabel: No. Maybe. I don’t know. Does it matter?
Tony: Your timing could be better.

Tony: Dear God, give me strength.

Tony: Dear God, give me strength.

McGee: You’re going to pay for this, Tony.
Tony: Hmm?

Bishop: I think beards are sexy. Can an NCIS agent grow one?
Tony: Not you.