Hank: You’re a good friend. I’m glad I got to see it.
Boris: May I assume then that we are not done with one another?
Hank: You may.
Boris: I’m glad of that.
Hank: Me too. But let’s never do this again.
Boris: No. Ah. Well, if you think this is bad, you should have been in Turkmenistan.
Hank: Really?
Boris: Yeah. Compared with Turkmenistan, it’s like summer camp.
Hank: You went to summer camp?
Boris: Gstaad, Alpenschule.
Hank: Passaic, YMCA. I was sent to camp so that my parents could argue in private.
Boris: I was sent to camp when my father fell ill.
Hank: I hated camp.
Boris: Me also.

                             - Royal Pains S04E13

Dmitry: Listen, Boris, coming here, not telling you about it, I…
Boris: Oh.
Dmitry: I may have…
Boris: I’m sorry, you may…
Dmitry: I may have…
Boris: You may have made…
Dmitry: Why are you always pushing? Fine, I made a mistake.
Boris: Mistake.
Dmitry: Is that clear? Mistake.
Boris: Oh, yes. I got it.
Dmitry: Happy?
Boris: I’m thrilled. Yes.

                             - Royal Pains S04E13

Harper: Dad, dad, dad, I’m sorry. I—actually, I can’t talk right now. I’m with somebody. Yes, it’s him. Okay. Thanks, dad. Love you. Bye.
Hank: “Him”? Him who? Him me?
Harper: Yes, Tarzan. I’m close with my parents. Is that okay?
Hank: That’s totally okay. Him like.

                             - Royal Pains S04E13

Harper: Maybe you should be known for more than just small talk.
Hank: So I do grow on you.
Harper: Yeah, you do.
Hank: Hmm.
Harper: Usually the more time I spend with a guy, the less fond I am of him.
Hank: You’ve got high standards.
Harper: Or bad luck. What’s your excuse?
Hank: Never found the right woman. Or if I did, I don’t know. I couldn’t seem to make it work.
Harper: Maybe your luck is changing.
Hank: Maybe.
Harper: Take now. We’re both on-call, but neither one of us has been called by a patient. I’ll be back.
[phone rings]
Hank: You had to go and jinx it.

                             - Royal Pains S04E13

Evan: Are you looking for Paige?
Woman: Yes. Yes.
Evan: Oh. What’s it regarding? I’m her fiancee.
Woman: I’m…her mother.

                             - Royal Pains S04E12

Hank: Actually, that whole dinner got me thinking.
Harper: If you’re leaving me for Rafa, I totally get it.
Hank: It’s not just the polo. He listens to me.

                             - Royal Pains S04E12

Divya: How do you usually sleep when you’re with someone else?
Rafa: I’ve never been so comfortable with someone in my arms. In fact, I don’t know how I’m gonna sleep without you now. I’ll be very eager to get back to you.
Divya: You will?
Rafa: Of course. These last few days have been some of the happiest in my life, mi preciosa.
Sacani: You won’t be able to sleep together anymore…uh, in that position.
Divya: We’ll find different positions.
Sacani: Oh, uh, yes, that’ll help.
Divya: And I will recommend some occupational therapy.
Rafa: Okay.
Divya:  Thank you, Jeremiah.
Sacani: You’re welcome. Oh, whoops.

                             - Royal Pains S04E12

Evan: Are you jealous of him?
Sacani: Divya and I have a completely professional relationship.
Evan: I didn’t mention Divya. Jeremiah…do you have feelings for her?
Sacani: [scoffs]
Evan: Jeremiah.
Sacani: I don’t have feelings.

                             - Royal Pains S04E12

                             - Royal Pains S04E12

                             - Royal Pains S04E12

Paige: Did Rafa win a tournament or something?Evan: No, Divya’s just lost her mind.
                             - Royal Pains S04E12

Paige: Did Rafa win a tournament or something?
Evan: No, Divya’s just lost her mind.

                             - Royal Pains S04E12