Jennifer: Okay, what do we do?
Jim: Well, I don’t know. I’m from Chicago.
Jennifer: Shoot it!
Jim: Good idea. Oh!
Jennifer: Seriously?
Jim: My gun. It must have fallen out when I climbed the tree.
Jennifer: There it is.
Jim: Where?
Jennifer: There.
Jim: There? Beside the panther?
Jennifer: Nice kitty.
Jim: Whoa!

                             - The Glades S03E09

Jim: [laughing] Are you okay?
Jennifer: Are you laughing?
Jim: No, no, no, no. I’m not lau…

                             - The Glades S03E09

Jennifer: That’s it. I can’t take this humidity anymore.

                             - The Glades S03E09

Dr. Buckley: Callie, look, we started off on the wrong foot. I started off on the wrong foot. I was a total ass, and I want to make it up to you.
Callie: That’s really sweet, but it’s completely unnecessary.
Dr. Buckley: Please. I was a complete witch, and you know it.

                             - The Glades S03E09

Jim: I’m trying to organize a trip out to Atlanta this weekend. Tried talking to you earlier, but Carlos can be so chatty.
Callie: I would love that, but next weekend’s not good. And now is not any better. I have to start my rounds in like two seconds.
Jim: Seems like lately every time I talk to you, it’s a bad time.
Callie: I know. I’m sorry. These board exams are completely consuming my life. I-I know you’re frustrated. And me too. I’ll call you tomorrow during my study break?
Jim: Yeah. Okay. No, I’ll…I’ll talk to you then.

                             - The Glades S03E09

Carlos: Who peed in your sandbox?
                             - The Glades S03E08

Carlos: Who peed in your sandbox?

                             - The Glades S03E08

Callie: Okay, let’s just say that I avoid that disastrous possibility. I still have another year in Atlanta, and then my residency, wherever that ends up being.
Jim: Wherever that ends up being?
Callie: Yeah. I’m trying to find a match in Florida, but you saw what happened to Palm Glade. I have to go where the work is.
Jim: Oh. I mean… I mean, yeah. I-I-I mean, of course.

                             - The Glades S03E08

Jessica: What did the spa guide have to say?
Jim: That Ponce de León wasn’t looking for eternal life. He was impotent, and he thought the fountain of youth would help him have kids. So you know what that means.
Jessica: That you have the attention span of a gnat?
Jim: That our country was discovered by a man looking for Viagra.

                             - The Glades S03E08

Jessica: I bet she bought this place hoping to stay forever young.
Jim: And ended up forever dead. What?

                             - The Glades S03E08

Jim: You know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he was getting used to the idea.
Callie: It could be the stupid look on his mother’s face every time you’re around.

                             - The Glades S03E08