Alfredo: Explain.
Sherlock: It’s a newspaper; there’s news in it.
Sherlock: That’s idiot for “yes.”
Watson: Makes more sense than ghosts, doesn’t it?
Beckett: I need your help.
Castle: There’s a snake on the mother-flyin’ plane.
Castle: That is improbable.
Alexis: You do know he’s fictional, right?
Castle: Just for the record? Extremely bitter.