Sherlock: I, myself, will be having sex in less than an hour.

Bell: You honestly think I’m lonelier than you?
Sherlock: By a factor of ten.

Sherlock: The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one’s perfect..

Sherlock: You deserve more.

Bell: What the hell are you talking about?

Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.

Sherlock: Explain. Continue explaining.

Sherlock: (sighs heavily)

Alfredo: You’re firing me so you can be my friend?
Sherlock: Yeah.

Alfredo: Explain.
Sherlock: It’s a newspaper; there’s news in it.