Deeks: That’s all very educational.

Deeks: Houston, we got a problem.

Deeks: Hold on a second– hey. Hey, hey.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: You and I, we’re good. Okay? Nothing’s gonna tear us apart. Say it. Say “We’re good.”
Kensi: We’re good.
Deeks: Okay.

Hetty: Oh, damn.

Callen: I’m sorry if I insinuated that. I meant to be very clear.

Sam: You’re joking.
Granger: Does this look like my joking face?
Sam: Do you even have a joking face?

Kensi: Just…just call me if you want to talk. What?
Deeks: Your smile is so perfect. And there it is. Good night.
Kensi: You should go home.
Deeks: I’m already there.

Deeks: Like a boss.

Callen: Don’t lie to me!