Sherlock: I, myself, will be having sex in less than an hour.

Bell: You honestly think I’m lonelier than you?
Sherlock: By a factor of ten.

Sherlock: The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one’s perfect..

Sherlock: You deserve more.

Bell: What the hell are you talking about?

Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.

Sherlock: Explain. Continue explaining.

Joey: Will you marry me?
Melissa: Yes, you jackass.

Max: Look, I have had a lot of crazy sex. I once did it with a clown at a funeral.

Max: Hey, Sophie, you’ll get with that old guy, right?
Sophie: Are you fricking kidding me?